You’re on a blind date or a fancy dinner with your boss and co-workers, or maybe you’re just sitting with the fellows on a pint of beer , and suddenly your beautiful date, your boss or your successful friend’s nose (the one you admire and want to impress) start bleeding. You can act dumb and do nothing or you can save the day by using a few basic rules and in return get to be “the guy that save my ass (and nose)” until the next time someone does something nice for them.
Come on – give me the details:
1. Order them to sit down and lean slightly forward, so the blood will drain out of their nose instead of down the back of their throat
2. Use your thumb and index finger to squeeze together the soft portion of their nose.
3. Act like you’ve seen all seasons of ER: Tell them that it happens to everyone, that they probably shouldn’t be worried but maybe they should go and see their doctor, and if things will get really ugly you know CPR
4. Tell them they have the most beautiful nose you have ever seen! This will probably stop the bleeding or in some cases, make it worse.
I’ve wanted to write something like this on my webpage which has given me a concept. Cheers.